lockdaisy:

Shikadai: Hey Uncle Gaara, what did you think of my dad when you first met him?

Gaara: [sweats]

Boruto: Uncle Gaara! What was your first meeting with my stupid old man like?

Gaara: [sweats harder, sand armor clumping and crumbling away]

Metal Lee: Excuse me, Lord Kazekage! May I please inquire as to whether or not you and my father got along the first time you met?

Gaara: [sweats every drop of moisture out of his body, tremblingly topples to the floor] Is this…………. my hand…………………………