pleadingthefilth:

miraghoulmodus:

queerkiba:

I want Kiba having obvious problems respecting men.

‘I don’t give a damn what you think,’ he says to his male instructors. they tell his mother and she laughs at them

‘Excuse me old dude but KURENAI’S my boss here’ He says to the hokage himself before kurenai can shut his mouth

‘who the fuck’s this clown’ he says immediately upon noticing asuma anywhere in Kurenai’s vicinity. ‘nah don’t tell me i don’t actually care’ he always says when people try to tell him off about it

‘you aren’t cool and you can’t hang around me’ he has been saying to shino, repeatedly, for the past eight years while never moving away

#’i don’t talk to shikamaru hes a fucking idiot’ ‘hes our team leader right now’ ‘THEN WE’RE ALL DEAD FUCKIN GO US’#’shino’s the coolest guy i know’ ‘REALLY??’ ‘yeah you all suck worse than him go chew on that bone’#’kiba stop talking over me’ ‘THEN STOP TALKING OVER HER YOU WANNA FUCKING FIGHT??’

this is my perfect and utterly accepted headcanon kiba fucking HaTES shikamaru because shikamaru’s such a smug shit about women when he’s an awful tween and never really acknowledges or apologizes kiba actively cheered on temari during their chuunin exam fight